Smoke & Bacon stickers are the perfect opportunity to show off your gigantic balls for loving us.

We know your girlfriend, wife, boyfriend or husband judges you for loving us. Slap one of these bitches on their car, phone or laptop and remind them every day who’s in charge……

(We are not responsible if your significant other kicks your ass over this, we will triple dog dare you to do it and send photographic proof to us though)

By the way your mom said to pull you close and whisper in your ear, “Don’t be a bitch buy some”

Your best friend wants one too you cheap ass.

We also would never advocate buying a bunch and randomly handing them out to people, or placing them in visible random areas.

Why are you still reading this, put them in the cart and buy them, it is free shipping ya fucks.

The Details

• For indoor or outdoor use
• Four sizes to choose from
• Transparent
• Guaranteed to piss someone off
• Will not will the lottery
• May or may not make you a magnet for the opposite sex 
• Size chart Below
• These are real inches not dick inches

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